Cold in Arkansas - heat it up with Sports Illustrated SI

It is cold in Arkansas.  There is lots of snow in Arkansas.  There needs to be lots of hot people in Arkansas. 

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I wonder what it would be like to have a Sports Illustrated Swim Suit photo shoot with all of those hot women in Arkansas today.  Would those still be hot women or would they be as cold as I am.

I wonder if they could get into the cold water of the lake here and make it steamy hot.  I wonder what the results would be.  Would these hot women make any difference to global warming.

I doubt that any of this would happen.  What are your thoughts.?