If these Pants Could Talk!

Dockers are the pants I usually wear for work and Church. If I am not wearing a pair of jeans which are sometimes Docker also I am wearing a pair of Dockers.

Man if these pants could talk. Just yesterday for example. Started out the day leaving the house at 7 am. To work we go. Man the pants say. Do you have to sit on us for 30 minutes just to get to work. Yep, thats what it takes. Twisting and turning down the highway away to work the pants go.

Just a minute Pants. We have to pull in at the local drink stop. Got to have a sweet tea fix for the morning. What did you say pants. Why do we have to stand in line so long. Well I don't know but talk to all those dockers that are in line in front of us. Ask those dockers to hurry and move and we will get this done faster.

Well off to work. Take it easy pants. Most of the rest of the day you are going to be sit upon. An occassional visit to the file cabinet. Visit the kitchen at lunch and eat the salad we brought from the refrigerator. You understand that don't you pants. We are trying to stay fit so that we don't have to buy a bigger pair of Dockers. The wife says that you are big enough.

Well, the day at the office is over but got an evening community meeting. Go from work to that with me Dockers. You say you are tired of all of these meetings. Well, me to pants, but remember while I am talking to all of the people there you can talk to the other Dockers.

Well, now to home. What will we do at home pants. You get to go to the laundry bag so you can get your bath and be clean for another time and I am going to get busy and see if I can't make a video to join the Dockers contest.

You know. That contest where you make a video about your pants and submit that video to www.nbc.com/Dockers. I hear there are great prizes. If you have any talent at all you might win a great prize. Check it out! Get out that Camera! Submit that video.

This could be fun. Lets get with it.