Somtimes I find a joke that is too good to not pass along.
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the localtown hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned overand said, 'Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun anymore. For$5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flowershow!'
'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through thefront door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard ahuge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The smilingand naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheeringcrowd. 'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.'
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