Sunday, December 23, 2007

Pope and Hillary

Excuse me for passing along an occasional joke that I get through email, but sometimes they are too good to pass up. This one especially struck a funny bone since I am so against Hillary. I believe she may be something that we will regret greatly for four or eight years if she gets elected.

However on to the joke.

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
'Her Thighness' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, 'Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every democrat in the crowd go wild?'

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. 'That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.'

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. 'One little wave of your hand
and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.'

So the Pope slapped her.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My husband got an email on Hillary and I put it up on the flip of my post today. The emails are flying furiously, politically, with Iowa and New Hampshire around the corner...

But "Her Thighness"??? That's a new one. Huckabee will be the only other candidate to have body jokes. Fat-abee to Thin-abee or Huckaflabby.

Usually it is the women who get the body scrutiny.

Christmas Eve Cheers from New Mexico!

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